Rest in Pitch

Rules

This is a cemetery for ideas nobody is going to build. You pay once, your idea gets a plot, and it stays there. There is no account, no subscription and nothing to cancel.

Burial is permanent

Graves cannot be edited or deleted. Not by you, not by us, not if you change your mind next week. That is not laziness — permanence is the entire thing you are paying for. A tweet can be quietly removed. A headstone cannot.

Read what you typed before you pay. Do not put anything on a headstone that you would be unhappy to still find there in five years.

The plots

How long the Mausoleum Row lasts

The row holds the three most recent mausoleums. Yours stays there until three more people build one, and then it moves down into the cemetery with everything else.

It is not permanent and is not sold as permanent. How long you keep it depends entirely on how many mausoleums are built after yours — that could be a day or it could be a year, and nobody can tell you which in advance. If that uncertainty is not acceptable, buy a headstone instead.

Plot numbers are handed out in order and never reused. Yours is whatever number the cemetery was on when you paid.

What you can bury

An idea, a project, a side hustle, a company, a plan. Yours, or one you were part of.

What is not allowed

Every burial is read. Anything breaking these rules gets hidden from the cemetery without a refund, and the plot number stays spent.

Refunds

There are none, for the same reason there are no deletions. If something genuinely went wrong with a payment, get in touch and it will be sorted out.

Who made this

Raj, who has a folder like yours. It is built by KeepAISharp.